More Family Jokes
- The bathroom cabinet has four half-used tubes of the same toothpaste, purchased independently by different family members.
- The kids' 'just five more minutes of screen time' negotiations would put most union representatives to shame.
- The family's game night rules have expanded into a genuinely complex legal document nobody has fully read.
- The kids' Sunday morning cartoon volume seems to increase in direct proportion to how tired I am.
- The kids' 'I'm not hungry' at dinner reliably transforms into 'I'm starving' the moment the kitchen closes.
- I bought a used lawnmower off a neighbor. It starts on the third pull, every time, like clockwork with commitment issues.