More Family Jokes
- The kids' idea of 'being quiet in the library' involves whispering at a volume better suited to a small stadium.
- The kids' 'I built this myself' claim about the pillow fort was true in the sense that they supervised very closely.
- The kids' 'I need this exact toy' urgency evaporates completely within an hour of actually getting it.
- I bought a label maker to organize the garage. Now everything is labeled except the one box I actually needed to find.
- The kids' idea of an inside voice at the birthday party lasted approximately until the cake arrived.
- The kids' negotiation for a later curfew involved citing three separate friends' rules, none of which I could verify.