More Family Jokes
- The kids' negotiation tactics for extra dessert have evolved to include citing specific precedent from last Tuesday.
- There's an unofficial rule that whoever answers the landline first has to deal with whatever telemarketer's calling.
- The kids' 'I'm using my inside voice' registers at a volume that would concern most outdoor venues.
- The kids' collaborative fort-building in the yard resulted in one very specific, very permanent tarp fixture.
- The kids' 'we're just resting our eyes' during a movie always transitions directly into actual, full sleep.
- The cat has designated the clean laundry pile as her preferred napping location, exclusively, every time.