More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'I'm using my inside voice' registers at a volume that would concern most outdoor venues.
- The kids' collaborative fort-building in the yard resulted in one very specific, very permanent tarp fixture.
- The kids' 'we're just resting our eyes' during a movie always transitions directly into actual, full sleep.
- The cat has designated the clean laundry pile as her preferred napping location, exclusively, every time.
- The kids' 'just one more turn' at board games has never once, historically, actually been the final turn.
- The kids' invented rules for tag have expanded to include a 'safe zone' that moves depending on who's currently it.