More Family Jokes
- The kids' invented rules for tag have expanded to include a 'safe zone' that moves depending on who's currently it.
- The kids' 'we cleaned up' after crafts reveals a floor with a fine, permanent layer of glitter no vacuum can fully remove.
- The kids' idea of a compromise usually just means restating their original position, slightly louder.
- There's an unofficial household rule that whoever spots the spider first is exempt from having to remove it.
- The kids' 'we made you breakfast' resulted in a kitchen requiring a genuinely significant cleanup effort afterward.
- The kids' collaborative science experiment left a stain on the counter that's outlasted three different cleaning products.