More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we made you breakfast' resulted in a kitchen requiring a genuinely significant cleanup effort afterward.
- The kids' collaborative science experiment left a stain on the counter that's outlasted three different cleaning products.
- The kids' 'we're not making a mess' happens in a room that visually contradicts the claim within minutes.
- I bought a step counter watch. It mostly just confirms I don't walk nearly as much as I assumed.
- The dog does a full lap of the yard every morning before circling back to the exact same napping spot.
- The kids' 'we counted, it's fair' regarding dessert portions has never once been independently verified as accurate.