More Family Jokes
- The dog does a full lap of the yard every morning before circling back to the exact same napping spot.
- The kids' 'we counted, it's fair' regarding dessert portions has never once been independently verified as accurate.
- The kids' invented sign language for asking to leave the dinner table has gotten disturbingly efficient over time.
- The kids' 'we're being fair' during a game usually means the rules just changed in whoever said it's favor.
- There's an unofficial rule that whoever spills the milk has to be the one who wipes it, no delegation allowed.
- The kids' 'it's just a little scratch' has, on multiple occasions, actually required a trip to urgent care.