More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we're being fair' during a game usually means the rules just changed in whoever said it's favor.
- There's an unofficial rule that whoever spills the milk has to be the one who wipes it, no delegation allowed.
- The kids' 'it's just a little scratch' has, on multiple occasions, actually required a trip to urgent care.
- The kids' definition of helping with the dog involves mostly narrating what the dog is currently doing.
- The kids' collaborative fort in the backyard has survived three separate attempts by me to reclaim that space.
- The kids' 'we're not arguing, we're debating' rarely holds up once the volume actually escalates.