More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we're not arguing, we're debating' rarely holds up once the volume actually escalates.
- I bought a set of matching mugs. Within a month, exactly one had a chip and became the designated 'my mug' anyway.
- The cat has a strict two-minute window of affection before demanding to be left entirely alone again.
- The kids' 'we already brushed our teeth' claim requires immediate, hands-on verification more often than not.
- The kids' collaborative treehouse blueprint exists only in their heads and changes completely every time they describe it.
- The kids' 'I did it by accident' explanation rarely accounts for the deliberate setup that clearly preceded it.