More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'it's just a little scratch' has, on multiple occasions, actually required a trip to urgent care.
- The kids' definition of helping with the dog involves mostly narrating what the dog is currently doing.
- The kids' collaborative fort in the backyard has survived three separate attempts by me to reclaim that space.
- The kids' 'we're not arguing, we're debating' rarely holds up once the volume actually escalates.
- I bought a set of matching mugs. Within a month, exactly one had a chip and became the designated 'my mug' anyway.
- The cat has a strict two-minute window of affection before demanding to be left entirely alone again.