More Family Jokes
- The kids' magic show in the living room featured one actual trick and forty-five minutes of enthusiastic narration.
- There's a permanent argument in this house over whether the ceiling fan should spin clockwise or the other way.
- The kids' bike riding lessons involved more falling than riding, and an alarming amount of enthusiasm regardless.
- The kids' 'I need my phone for homework' claim requires a level of verification usually reserved for court proceedings.
- I bought a hammock stand instead of trees. It's less romantic, but structurally more reliable.
- The dog has learned that the sound of the treat bag carries further than any recall command ever will.