More Family Jokes
- The dog has learned that the sound of the treat bag carries further than any recall command ever will.
- The kids' 'we cleaned the whole room' inspection reveals a closet stuffed to a genuinely concerning capacity.
- The kids' negotiation for a later curfew included a PowerPoint slide titled 'Trust Is Earned,' which I respected.
- The kids' science homework question about gravity got answered honestly with 'I don't fully remember,' which they appreciated.
- The kids' pet fish funeral involved more ceremony and speeches than most weddings I've attended.
- The kids' 'I'm telling on you' threat carries more weight in this house than most legal proceedings.