More Family Jokes
- The kids' negotiation for a later curfew included a PowerPoint slide titled 'Trust Is Earned,' which I respected.
- The kids' science homework question about gravity got answered honestly with 'I don't fully remember,' which they appreciated.
- The kids' pet fish funeral involved more ceremony and speeches than most weddings I've attended.
- The kids' 'I'm telling on you' threat carries more weight in this house than most legal proceedings.
- The kids' idea of a balanced breakfast involves negotiating fruit down to a single, symbolic grape.
- The kids' idea of 'sharing' the tablet involves a timer nobody agreed to and a stopwatch app downloaded specifically for arguments.