More Family Jokes
- The kids' idea of a balanced breakfast involves negotiating fruit down to a single, symbolic grape.
- The kids' idea of 'sharing' the tablet involves a timer nobody agreed to and a stopwatch app downloaded specifically for arguments.
- The kids' bath time splash radius has, over the years, required a genuine engineering assessment of the bathroom floor.
- The kids' idea of 'almost done' with their vegetables involves rearranging them artistically rather than eating them.
- I bought new running shoes to motivate myself. They've motivated me to look at them occasionally from the couch.
- The cat's disdain for the new cat bed we bought is expressed entirely by sleeping exclusively in the box it came in.