More Family Jokes
- I bought new running shoes to motivate myself. They've motivated me to look at them occasionally from the couch.
- The cat's disdain for the new cat bed we bought is expressed entirely by sleeping exclusively in the box it came in.
- The kids' 'I already asked mom' claim gets verified with a single text and revealed as fiction almost every time.
- The kids' invented secret handshake has grown so complicated that even they occasionally forget the steps.
- The kids' 'we're being safe' announcement usually precedes the exact opposite of safety by several seconds.
- The kids' 'I'm the responsible one' claim gets tested and fails within roughly ten minutes of unsupervised time.