More Family Jokes
- The kids' invented secret handshake has grown so complicated that even they occasionally forget the steps.
- The kids' 'we're being safe' announcement usually precedes the exact opposite of safety by several seconds.
- The kids' 'I'm the responsible one' claim gets tested and fails within roughly ten minutes of unsupervised time.
- The kids' 'can we keep it' question about a stray animal has never once, in this house, resulted in a no.
- The kids' 'I only need five more minutes' before leaving the park has never once been accurate, on any occasion.
- The kids' idea of 'being quiet in the library' involves whispering at a volume better suited to a small stadium.