More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'can we keep it' question about a stray animal has never once, in this house, resulted in a no.
- The kids' 'I only need five more minutes' before leaving the park has never once been accurate, on any occasion.
- The kids' idea of 'being quiet in the library' involves whispering at a volume better suited to a small stadium.
- The kids' 'I built this myself' claim about the pillow fort was true in the sense that they supervised very closely.
- The kids' 'I need this exact toy' urgency evaporates completely within an hour of actually getting it.
- I bought a label maker to organize the garage. Now everything is labeled except the one box I actually needed to find.