More Family Jokes
- The kids' pet fish funeral involved more ceremony and speeches than most weddings I've attended.
- The kids' 'I'm telling on you' threat carries more weight in this house than most legal proceedings.
- The kids' idea of a balanced breakfast involves negotiating fruit down to a single, symbolic grape.
- The kids' idea of 'sharing' the tablet involves a timer nobody agreed to and a stopwatch app downloaded specifically for arguments.
- The kids' bath time splash radius has, over the years, required a genuine engineering assessment of the bathroom floor.
- The kids' idea of 'almost done' with their vegetables involves rearranging them artistically rather than eating them.