More Family Jokes
- There's an unspoken agreement in this house that whoever finds the TV remote first controls the evening.
- The kids' definition of 'quiet time' involves a volume roughly equivalent to a normal indoor conversation.
- The bathroom cabinet has four half-used tubes of the same toothpaste, purchased independently by different family members.
- The kids' 'just five more minutes of screen time' negotiations would put most union representatives to shame.
- The family's game night rules have expanded into a genuinely complex legal document nobody has fully read.
- The kids' Sunday morning cartoon volume seems to increase in direct proportion to how tired I am.