More Family Jokes
- The dog's bark at the doorbell on the TV is indistinguishable from the bark at the actual front door, every time.
- The kids' 'can we get a pet' campaign has now included a slideshow, a petition, and one very persuasive essay.
- The kids' 'just checking' before opening my phone has never once, historically, been just checking.
- The kids' magic show in the living room featured one actual trick and forty-five minutes of enthusiastic narration.
- There's a permanent argument in this house over whether the ceiling fan should spin clockwise or the other way.
- The kids' bike riding lessons involved more falling than riding, and an alarming amount of enthusiasm regardless.