More Family Jokes
- The kids' invented language for talking about me in front of me has gotten disturbingly sophisticated lately.
- The kids' 'I need this for school' claim requires immediate skepticism and, historically, has often been unfounded.
- The kids' bath water temperature preference changes daily and is never, ever correctly guessed on the first try.
- There's an unofficial rule that whoever burns the toast first has to make a fresh batch for everyone else.
- The kids' 'we split it evenly' after dividing a snack rarely survives a follow-up measurement.
- The dog has learned to open the pantry door, a skill nobody taught him and everyone regrets discovering.