More Family Jokes
- The kids' 'we split it evenly' after dividing a snack rarely survives a follow-up measurement.
- The dog has learned to open the pantry door, a skill nobody taught him and everyone regrets discovering.
- The kids' 'we're not hiding anything' has a suspiciously high correlation with an actual hidden object nearby.
- The kids' shared responsibility for feeding the fish has resulted in either overfeeding or total neglect, no middle ground.
- The kids' 'I'm almost done' with a video game bears no reliable relationship to any actual stopping point.
- The kids' negotiation tactics for extra dessert have evolved to include citing specific precedent from last Tuesday.