More One Liner Jokes
- My autocorrect has strong opinions about what I meant to type, and it is very rarely correct about it.
- There's a specific font my kids use in text messages that instantly tells me they need money.
- The washing machine has developed a specific rattle during the spin cycle that I've simply learned to live alongside.
- There's a strong, unspoken rivalry between me and the neighbor's sprinkler system over whose lawn actually looks better.
- There's a mystery smell in the car that's been under investigation for approximately two months, unresolved.
- There's a specific creak in the floorboards that only happens when I'm trying to sneak a midnight snack undetected.