More One Liner Jokes
- There's a strong, unspoken rivalry between me and the neighbor's sprinkler system over whose lawn actually looks better.
- There's a mystery smell in the car that's been under investigation for approximately two months, unresolved.
- There's a specific creak in the floorboards that only happens when I'm trying to sneak a midnight snack undetected.
- The garden hose has developed a kink that reappears in the exact same spot no matter how many times I straighten it.
- There's an ongoing debate in this house over whether the dog understands English or just responds to tone.
- There's a specific sigh I do when the printer jams that my whole family can now recognize from another floor.