More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific squeak our stairs make at exactly 2am that only I seem to be able to hear.
- Every road trip playlist eventually devolves into the same six songs on repeat, chosen entirely by committee of small children.
- My reading glasses are perpetually either on my head or lost, with no state in between.
- The living room couch has a permanent dent shaped exactly like me, which feels like an achievement of some kind.
- The junk mail pile on the counter has developed its own weather system at this point.
- The neighbor's cat has adopted our porch as its own personal throne, and frankly, it's earned it.