More One Liner Jokes
- The spare change jar in the kitchen has been 'almost full' for approximately three years running.
- The neighbor's dog barks at the mail truck every day with the same fresh outrage as the first time.
- The recycling bin overflows every single week, mostly with cardboard boxes from things we didn't need but definitely wanted.
- The car's backseat has become a permanent archive of granola bar wrappers and one shoe nobody claims.
- There's a mystery Tupperware container in the fridge that has achieved sentience and possibly citizenship.
- The remote control batteries die exclusively during the most important scene of whatever we're watching.