More One Liner Jokes
- The remote control batteries die exclusively during the most important scene of whatever we're watching.
- The bathroom scale seems to add exactly five pounds after every single holiday meal, with suspicious consistency.
- The junk drawer has achieved a level of chaos that would concern most archaeologists.
- The last three light bulbs in this house have burned out in a suspicious, coordinated sequence.
- My autocorrect has strong opinions about what I meant to type, and it is very rarely correct about it.
- There's a specific font my kids use in text messages that instantly tells me they need money.