More One Liner Jokes
- The car's backseat has become a permanent archive of granola bar wrappers and one shoe nobody claims.
- There's a mystery Tupperware container in the fridge that has achieved sentience and possibly citizenship.
- The remote control batteries die exclusively during the most important scene of whatever we're watching.
- The bathroom scale seems to add exactly five pounds after every single holiday meal, with suspicious consistency.
- The junk drawer has achieved a level of chaos that would concern most archaeologists.
- The last three light bulbs in this house have burned out in a suspicious, coordinated sequence.