More Seasonal Jokes
- The neighborhood Fourth of July parade is really just twelve kids on bikes and one very committed guy on stilts.
- The pumpkin patch photo op turned into a forty-minute standoff between two toddlers over one specific medium-sized pumpkin.
- The homemade Halloween costumes always look great in my head and slightly concerning by the time we leave the house.
- Setting up the inflatable lawn Santa took forty minutes and three extension cords. It deflated by morning anyway.
- The graduation gown didn't fit right, so my son walked across the stage looking vaguely like a very proud tent.
- The annual family photo card gets sent out roughly six weeks after the holiday it was meant to celebrate.