More Seasonal Jokes
- The kids' Halloween candy trading market operates on an exchange rate more volatile than most actual currencies.
- The family's summer camping trip packing list somehow forgot the one essential item every single year, without fail.
- The family's annual New Year's resolutions get written down with genuine optimism and abandoned with equal consistency.
- The neighborhood's Labor Day potluck has an unofficial rule that the same three people bring the same three dishes, forever.
- The kids' spring soccer season involved more snack negotiations than actual goals scored, by a wide margin.
- The family's Thanksgiving football tradition has less to do with actual football and more with a competitive nap schedule.