More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's summer road trip snack rationing system has grown more sophisticated every year, unfortunately necessary.
- The family's Memorial Day cookout guest count doubled unexpectedly when someone mentioned it on the group chat.
- The neighborhood's competitive tree-decorating has resulted in one visible power surge every December, allegedly.
- The family's Labor Day water balloon fight ended with one broken window and a genuinely impressive apology speech.
- The family's Halloween route through the neighborhood has been refined over years into a strategic, candy-maximizing loop.
- The family's spring cleaning list has one item that's been carried over from the fall list, untouched.