More Workplace Jokes
- The company holiday card this year featured a stock photo of people who clearly don't work here, laughing at nothing.
- The office plant survived a full year of neglect purely out of spite, apparently.
- The quarterly all-hands ran an hour over and covered exactly one new piece of information, buried at the very end.
- The office bathroom has a sign about the correct way to wash hands, which nobody has ever needed, apparently, until now.
- The team's new project management software has more onboarding steps than the actual projects it's meant to track.
- The company's new open-plan office removed all the walls and replaced them with a strict policy about headphone etiquette nobody follows.