More Workplace Jokes
- The company's new open-plan office removed all the walls and replaced them with a strict policy about headphone etiquette nobody follows.
- The office's new hot-desking policy means I've claimed the same desk every single day out of pure stubbornness.
- There's a very specific email tone reserved for when someone's actually annoyed but writing 'no worries!' anyway.
- The new hire asked why everyone dreads Mondays specifically. Nobody had a good answer, we just do.
- The office's mandatory fun committee has, so far, produced exclusively mandatory events and very little actual fun.
- The mandatory training module took ninety minutes and taught me exactly one thing I already knew.