More Workplace Jokes
- The office's break room microwave timer defaults to a full minute regardless of what you actually need heated.
- The office's onboarding buddy system paired me with someone who left the company two weeks before I even started.
- The office's annual survey results always highlight one metric nobody asked about and skip the one everyone did.
- The office's shared document has thirty comments, all from one person, none of which anyone else has responded to.
- The office's new time-tracking software logs every bathroom break, which has made everyone deeply, unnecessarily self-conscious.
- The office's new hire questionnaire asked for a fun fact, and mine has been misquoted in every introduction since.