More Workplace Jokes
- The office's shared calendar has an event called 'Important - Do Not Skip' that half the team skips regardless.
- The office's new time-tracking software requires categorizing every fifteen minutes, which itself takes about fifteen minutes.
- The office's mandatory cybersecurity training phishing test caught three people, including, embarrassingly, me.
- The office's annual performance calibration meeting decides everyone's rating in a room nobody being rated is allowed into.
- The office's new open floor plan means everyone can hear my one-sided phone calls with the pediatrician's office.
- The office's mandatory annual eye test discovered I actually need glasses, which explains a genuinely embarrassing number of things.