More Workplace Jokes
- The office's mandatory lunch-and-learn had neither a satisfying lunch nor much actual learning, if I'm honest.
- The office's mandatory password change every ninety days has produced an increasingly absurd sequence of variations on my dog's name.
- The office's quarterly awards ceremony gave out a trophy for 'attendance,' which felt like a low bar even by our standards.
- The office's new hoteling app assigns desks randomly, and I've now sat next to the same loud typist four days running.
- The office's annual survey results get presented every year with the same three action items, none of which get actioned.
- The office's shared calendar shows a meeting titled simply 'Discuss,' with no further context provided anywhere.