More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new hoteling app assigns desks randomly, and I've now sat next to the same loud typist four days running.
- The office's annual survey results get presented every year with the same three action items, none of which get actioned.
- The office's shared calendar shows a meeting titled simply 'Discuss,' with no further context provided anywhere.
- The office's new hire welcome basket included snacks nobody in the building actually likes, apparently by policy.
- The office's coffee subscription switched brands without warning, and productivity dipped noticeably for a full week.
- The office's annual holiday gift exchange budget cap has been the same twenty dollars for eight consecutive years.