More Workplace Jokes
- The office's monthly birthday cake has become a genuinely contentious topic since the flavor rotation policy changed.
- The office's team standup has evolved into a fifteen-minute event that somehow still runs long every single day.
- The office's shared conference room has a whiteboard covered in a diagram nobody remembers drawing or explaining.
- The office's new headset policy resulted in everyone talking slightly louder to compensate, defeating the purpose entirely.
- The office's new sit-stand desk defaults to sitting every time it's unplugged, which is often, and always at the worst time.
- The office's new badge policy means I now need three separate cards for things that used to require just one key.