More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new whiteboard policy requires erasing after every meeting, a rule followed by exactly nobody consistently.
- The office's team building event this year involved a cooking class where two teams caught their dish on fire, separately.
- The office's badge scanner beeps twice for some people and once for others, and nobody's figured out why.
- The office's new video conferencing software has a lag that makes everyone sound like they're agreeing very slowly.
- The office's annual employee satisfaction score dropped slightly, attributed vaguely to 'external factors' in the summary.
- The office's new dress-down Friday policy has quietly expanded into dress-down every day, unofficially, by consensus.