More Workplace Jokes
- The office thermostat war has three factions: too hot, too cold, and the one person who's never once complained.
- The team stand-up meeting is supposed to last ten minutes. It has never once lasted ten minutes.
- The office coat rack has been broken for eight months. Coats now live on the backs of chairs like a permanent installation.
- The company holiday card this year featured a stock photo of people who clearly don't work here, laughing at nothing.
- The office plant survived a full year of neglect purely out of spite, apparently.
- The quarterly all-hands ran an hour over and covered exactly one new piece of information, buried at the very end.