More One Liner Jokes
- The porch light attracts moths in a pattern so reliable it's basically a nightly show at this point.
- There's a specific chime my phone makes for low battery that always arrives at the worst possible moment.
- There's a specific gap under the door that lets in a draft only noticeable at exactly 2am, apparently.
- There's a permanent wobble in the kitchen table that gets fixed with a folded napkin, a solution nobody's improved on in years.
- There's a specific click the seatbelt makes that everyone in the car has learned to wait for before driving off.
- There's a specific way the recycling bin lid needs closing to avoid the wind knocking it open overnight.