More One Liner Jokes
- There's a permanent wobble in the kitchen table that gets fixed with a folded napkin, a solution nobody's improved on in years.
- There's a specific click the seatbelt makes that everyone in the car has learned to wait for before driving off.
- There's a specific way the recycling bin lid needs closing to avoid the wind knocking it open overnight.
- There's a specific groove worn into the stair railing from years of the same hand sliding down it, always in a hurry.
- I don't like making plans in advance because the word 'premeditated' sounds too much like a crime.
- Three cups of coffee in and I've achieved a functional state of pretending to be a morning person.