More One Liner Jokes
- The junk drawer has three dead batteries, a single key to nothing, and a rubber band ball the size of a grapefruit.
- The laundry pile has achieved a kind of permanence usually reserved for geological formations.
- There's a specific squeak our stairs make at exactly 2am that only I seem to be able to hear.
- Every road trip playlist eventually devolves into the same six songs on repeat, chosen entirely by committee of small children.
- My reading glasses are perpetually either on my head or lost, with no state in between.
- The living room couch has a permanent dent shaped exactly like me, which feels like an achievement of some kind.