More One Liner Jokes
- I don't like making plans in advance because the word 'premeditated' sounds too much like a crime.
- Three cups of coffee in and I've achieved a functional state of pretending to be a morning person.
- The junk drawer has three dead batteries, a single key to nothing, and a rubber band ball the size of a grapefruit.
- The laundry pile has achieved a kind of permanence usually reserved for geological formations.
- There's a specific squeak our stairs make at exactly 2am that only I seem to be able to hear.
- Every road trip playlist eventually devolves into the same six songs on repeat, chosen entirely by committee of small children.