More Workplace Jokes
- My performance review said I have 'room to grow.' So does the mold in the office fridge.
- My laptop froze during the big presentation. So did my career, briefly.
- I asked to work from home more. My boss said the office needs my 'energy.' I think he means my snack contributions.
- My badge doesn't work on Mondays. Neither do I, if we're being honest.
- The office survey asked if I feel valued. I answered honestly, and now I feel valued by exactly one person: myself.
- My badge photo expired years ago, but so has my will to request a new one.