More Workplace Jokes
- The office survey asked if I feel valued. I answered honestly, and now I feel valued by exactly one person: myself.
- My badge photo expired years ago, but so has my will to request a new one.
- I asked my boss for a title change. He suggested 'Employee Who Asks For Title Changes.'
- The office added a suggestion box. I suggested we get rid of the suggestion box.
- I asked my coworker to stop microwaving fish at lunch. We're now in what HR calls 'an ongoing dialogue.'
- I asked my manager if we could work a four-day week. He said we could discuss it in our next four meetings.