More Workplace Jokes
- I asked my coworker to stop microwaving fish at lunch. We're now in what HR calls 'an ongoing dialogue.'
- I asked my manager if we could work a four-day week. He said we could discuss it in our next four meetings.
- My out-of-office reply is more honest than most of my meeting notes.
- The company gave everyone a mug that says 'Great Job Team!' Morale remains the same, but hydration is up.
- My performance metrics are trending upward, which is corporate for 'someone finally noticed I exist.'
- I asked for a standing desk to improve my posture. Mostly I just stand there, slouching in a new location.