More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific pitch the smoke detector makes right before the battery dies, always at 3am, without exception.
- There's a specific rattle in the dryer that only happens with one particular pair of shoes, discovered through elimination.
- There's a permanent groove worn into the carpet from the same path walked to the fridge every single evening.
- There's a specific way the recliner leans that requires a counterweight of exactly one throw pillow, discovered by accident.
- My phone autocorrects a very common word in my texts to something completely unrelated, every single time, without learning.
- There's a specific pitch the washing machine hits during the spin cycle that rattles exactly one specific cabinet door.