More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific alert tone on my phone I've never been able to identify the source of, and it haunts me monthly.
- There's a squeaky floorboard by the nursery that I once thought was annoying and now genuinely miss the sound of.
- There's a specific handle on the kitchen cabinet that's been loose for a year, tightened temporarily every few months.
- There's a specific whistle the kettle makes that means I've forgotten it's on, every single time, without exception.
- There's a specific pothole two blocks from the house that's been there so long it now has its own informal name.
- There's a specific creak in the attic that the whole family has agreed, without discussion, to simply never investigate.