More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific pothole two streets over that's achieved local landmark status among everyone who commutes past it.
- There's a permanent scratch on the coffee table from an incident nobody in the family will formally take credit for.
- There's a specific shelf in the closet reserved for gift wrap remnants too small to actually wrap anything.
- There's a specific way the screen door slams that carries all the way to the neighbor's yard, apparently, based on complaints.
- There's a specific brand of quiet the house gets when everyone's actually asleep, rare enough to feel worth noting.
- There's a specific angle the bathroom door needs to be pushed shut, learned only through years of trial and error.